The Most Wonderful Time to Drink Beer by Bob Narley

One of a set of three Christmas songs that Bob Narley wrote for the holidays and distributed for radio airplay to Chicago. Bob sang the entire song in one of his most popular character voices "Arnie Arnold". The Arnie Arnold character is also featured in the Halloween classic "Arnie and the Devil" and over 700 other comedy pieces.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
aunt Erma's snoring and everyone's boring
your nephew's a queer
it's the most wonderful time to drink beer

it's the crap crappiest season of all
my trailer's rusted, I'm flat busted, and I'm stuck at the mall
it's the crap, crappiest season of all

My kids all need beatings to keep them from screaming
My wife's just a big fat Ho
Her ass keeps on swelling and I keep on smelling
This rank fart from Uncle Joe

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
when everyone's eating, and then they start sleeping
I'll have sex with a steer
It's the most wonderful time to drink beer

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