The Most Wonderful Time to Drink Beer by Bob Narley

Submitted by Webmaster Steve on Mon, 2008-12-08 00:15
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One of a set of three Christmas songs that Bob Narley wrote for the holidays and distributed for radio airplay to Chicago. Bob sang the entire song in one of his most popular character voices "Arnie Arnold". The Arnie Arnold character is also featured in the Halloween classic "Arnie and the Devil" and over 700 other comedy pieces.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
aunt Erma's snoring and everyone's boring
your nephew's a queer
it's the most wonderful time to drink beer

it's the crap crappiest season of all
my trailer's rusted, I'm flat busted, and I'm stuck at the mall
it's the crap, crappiest season of all

My kids all need beatings to keep them from screaming
My wife's just a big fat Ho
Her ass keeps on swelling and I keep on smelling
This rank fart from Uncle Joe

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
when everyone's eating, and then they start sleeping
I'll have sex with a steer
It's the most wonderful time to drink beer

Well when your drinking a

Submitted by mikese on Tue, 2009-04-07 10:15.

Well when your drinking a beer listening to music about drinking all it can mean is one thing, and thats, that you need to go to alcohol rehab as soon as the holidays are over.

Soooo True.

Submitted by Bob Narley on Mon, 2009-04-20 19:38.

The good news is that holidays are still a long ways away. I think. What month is it anyways?

people

Submitted by qwrqwerwe on Fri, 2007-05-25 02:15.

impossible is nothing