Hey Man, Nice Fart - Parody - Filter "Hey Man, Nice Shot"

This parody song was the first major hit recorded by The Killer Kona Buds. The song actually out performed Filter's song by several weeks on 98 Rock's top 10. Eventually, this song was bootlegged by Jacor, who became Clear Channel Communications, and distributed to their affiliate radio stations around the country. A radio station in Denver Colorado played the song every hour, on the hour, for weeks. The band never saw a penny, and ironically, it was Jacor who bought 98 Rock and fired Bob Narley a year later.

Written to be very FCC friendly this great parody song is not very politically correct. Still a favorite at live shows, Plump represents the punk style and attitude that Narley prefers.

Lyrics:

Plump sat alone at the end of the bar
Tried to pick her up, didn't get very far
When I tried to lift her, I hurt my back
So I looked at the floor, and it started to crack

She's Plump, she's plump
She's in my bed
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump
She's just been fed

Plumps legs were full of varicose veins
and snot would drip, when her sinuses would drain

Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man

Smells like fish is one of the most popular Killer Kona Bud songs, both recorded and played during live performances. Recorded entirely at the 98 Rock production studio's in Tampa Florida, this song features Bob Narley on vocals and guitars, Raven on Bass, and Gary on drums. Never officially released on any album, this song is only available via mp3 download or a custom burned CD.
Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Out of my bed, something smells dead
Burning my eyes, clogging my head
You got a stench, like a bad wench
It's really damn far from heaven sent

It's strong, What's wrong?

I Came On Your Daughter - Parody - Toadies "Come From The Water"

Probably one of the rudest Killer Kona Bud songs, it is also one of our most popular songs performed in concert. The song was originally written as "I came in your daughter", but I changed it after the bands strong recommendation. 

I mention a "Mr. Bennett" and his daughter in the middle of the song. The Mr. Bennett I am referring to is the Bennett of Bennett's Auto Sales, who never delivered a Custom Chopper that I had ordered.