Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man

There'd be no more cover charges man
I'd lower the drinking age to 16
and all the waitresses, would be topless!

If I was President man, If I was
Oh yeah!

yeah, alright man!

OW!

If I was president man
I'd make pepperoni pizza tax deductible man
Marijuana would not only be legalized
but encouraged

Yeah,... aaaah

No more pasties in the booby bars man
Bikini tops would be illegal on the beaches
Table dances would be 50 Cents
and breast implants would be government subsidized

Alright!

If I was president man
If I was President
I'd be cool!

Nude volleyball on all the beaches man
I'd have Frozen daiquiri machines every 50 yard on the beach
I'd make sure that all those people on welfare
would get off their lazy asses, get out their
and pick the cigarette butts out of the sand man
The place looks like an ashtray
yeah, believe that man
12 pack of beer should cost no more than $1.50
Gasoline for 50 Cents
What's goin on man?

Put a long hair in the Whitehouse!

If I was president Man
Yeah!

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