Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man

Snaggle Snatch Crotch Rot by Bob Narley & The Mighty V
From the Live Performance on WRQK FM

Featuring: Bob Narley & Puck

Snaggle: As in "Snaggle Tooth". When a tooth is bigger than the rest, and usually tilted in an unusual manor.

Snatch: A Slang Term For Vagina

Crotch: The region of the human body between the legs where they join the torso. It is the area containing the genitals. As such, it is considered one of the intimate parts.

Rot: The general decomposition of organic objects.

Shapeshifting Vagina
Halloween Comedy Song MP3 by Bob Narley & The Mighty V

The title for this song came from a news story regarding the vagina's ability to shift it's shape to fit any sized penis.
Wow. This was kinda scary. It sounded like a monster!

Lyrics:

When you’re walking home late at night
Tales are told of a scary sight
They say it belongs to a Chinese whore
Who learned the trick back in the war

Its pink it’s smells it’s too damned hairy
She named this creature, her monster Larry
One minute it’s a shiny red clam
The next it resembles honey baked ham

3 dollar bill boys

This song was written by Bob Narley and Puck specifically to annoy and aggravate a competing morning show in the market. It worked.

As with all of Bob "Mighty V" recordings, this is an MP3 of the actually live broadcast as it happened on WRQC.

Frito and fagot, on their gay morning show
The ambiguously gay duo sucking each others man chowder load
2 blow monkeys with balls on their chin
Licking each others hairy vertical grin

Even his stripper wife left, child support he’ll pay
He should have known better than getting married when you’re a closet gay

Sporting A Penis - Parody - Cake "Going The Distance"

This was the first recording session that The Killer Kona Buds did at Bob Narley's home recording facility back in the late 90's. Erik, the bass player who replaced Raven, performed the song in one take. At the end of the song you will hear over dubs of the whole band singing in some stupid opera style. Nobody really knows why Bob left the tail end of the recording on. The Bruce, that Gary refers to is Bruce Canfield, a roadie who has been with the band for over 10 years. Bruce walked into the studio at the end of the last take.