Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man

I Came On Your Daughter - Parody - Toadies "Come From The Water"

Probably one of the rudest Killer Kona Bud songs, it is also one of our most popular songs performed in concert. The song was originally written as "I came in your daughter", but I changed it after the bands strong recommendation. 

I mention a "Mr. Bennett" and his daughter in the middle of the song. The Mr. Bennett I am referring to is the Bennett of Bennett's Auto Sales, who never delivered a Custom Chopper that I had ordered.