Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Shapeshifting Vagina
Halloween Comedy Song MP3 by Bob Narley & The Mighty V

The title for this song came from a news story regarding the vagina's ability to shift it's shape to fit any sized penis.
Wow. This was kinda scary. It sounded like a monster!

Lyrics:

When you’re walking home late at night
Tales are told of a scary sight
They say it belongs to a Chinese whore
Who learned the trick back in the war

Its pink it’s smells it’s too damned hairy
She named this creature, her monster Larry
One minute it’s a shiny red clam
The next it resembles honey baked ham
It moves around changing its shape
It will even help her masturbate

Just like Godzilla it comes from china
Watch out the shapeshifting vagina!

(Chorus)
Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina

(Bridge)(Solo)

Looking for some strange for me and the wife
A third wheel to spice up the sex life
Met this girl who looked kinda dirty
Big huge tits and acted all flirty
Took her back to the house for some beans and weed
Lucky me, two girls to plant the demon seed.
When we all got naked
She said “my name’s Ragina, and I want to show you two my shape shifting Vagina!”

Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina

Watching star trek where Kirk whent to the planet with the guy from china
He took a phazer in the ass, it was good acting .. Kinda
It was a good episode, very tense, Kirk look out behind ya!
It’s the chic with blue skin and the.. shapeshifting vagina!

Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina
Beware the shapeshifting vagina

When you’re walking home late at night
Tales are told of a scary sight
They say it belongs to a Chinese whore
Who learned this talent back in the war

Its pink it’s smells it’s too damned hairy
She named this creature, her monster Larry
One minute it’s a shiny red clam
The next it resembles honey baked ham
It moves around changing its shape
It will even help her masturbate

Just like Godzilla it comes from china
Beware the shapeshifting vagina!

(Chorus)
Beware shapeshifting vagina .. From China.
Beware shapeshifting vagina.. (Evil laugh)
Beware shapeshifting vagina
Beware shapeshifting vagina

Beware shapeshifting vagina
Beware shapeshifting vagina.. (Evil laugh)
Beware shapeshifting vagina
Beware shapeshifting vagina

Beware shapeshifting vagina
Beware shapeshifting vagina

Note: We know that Godzilla isn't from China, although most of the cool Godzilla toys are, however we needed to rhyme with Vagina.

The Mighty V, proving that improvisation is still alive and well in rock radio.

The idea was simple, listeners would call the Bob Narley Show with any crazy song title that came to mind. Bob and the rest of the crew would each write down a verse of their own lyrics. Bob creates the music and performs it on the guitar while the whole crew sings their verse live and unrehearsed. It's what improvisation is all about.

Note: All of the Mighty V MP3's were originally recorded live on the crappy studio cassette deck that was attached to the studio console at the radio station. The cassette deck was horrible, and would not record the right levels or mix of vocals to guitar, not that it matters much. You'll hear hiss, pops, drop outs, and lots of bad singing.