This is from the live tape of Bob Narley and Billy Nuggets performing this classic parody song during the Bob Narley show in December of 2003. Not a great recording, I think Billy was too high to remember to sing the backups and the mix is way off, but hey man, it's still funny.

Lyrics to: Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
by Bob Narley

You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
but his prices are high
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown

When you take a hit
Well, you'll pay the price
you'll be coughing your lungs out
for the rest of the night

Shapeshifting Vagina
Halloween Comedy Song MP3 by Bob Narley & The Mighty V

The title for this song came from a news story regarding the vagina's ability to shift it's shape to fit any sized penis.
Wow. This was kinda scary. It sounded like a monster!

Lyrics:

When you’re walking home late at night
Tales are told of a scary sight
They say it belongs to a Chinese whore
Who learned the trick back in the war

Its pink it’s smells it’s too damned hairy
She named this creature, her monster Larry
One minute it’s a shiny red clam
The next it resembles honey baked ham

3 dollar bill boys

This song was written by Bob Narley and Puck specifically to annoy and aggravate a competing morning show in the market. It worked.

As with all of Bob "Mighty V" recordings, this is an MP3 of the actually live broadcast as it happened on WRQC.

Frito and fagot, on their gay morning show
The ambiguously gay duo sucking each others man chowder load
2 blow monkeys with balls on their chin
Licking each others hairy vertical grin

Even his stripper wife left, child support he’ll pay
He should have known better than getting married when you’re a closet gay

Song Title: Rectum on the Rocks
Performers: Bob Narley - Guitars, Drum Mix, Vocals, Puck - Vocals, Jack - Vocals
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