Slumber Action Jackson by Bob Narley & Puck

OK, this is so wrong and we know it.
Considering Michaels death on June 25, 2009, this song is definitely in poor taste.
Which is exactly why we love it.

What you are hearing is actual live improvisational recording performed by Bob Narley and Puck, also known as The Mighty V.

Written shortly after Michael’s arrest for child abuse, this song sounds like a bunch of drunken rednecks singing a commercial for some sick toy.

Like most Might V songs, the title was given over the air by a listener from Bob’s radio show on WRQC.
2 Hours the song was performed live.

Lyrics by Bob Narley & Puck
Music by Bob Narley

Slumber Action Jackson
With Kung Fu Grip Expansion
It’s an off color white
Only 10 inches in height
But late late at night, it will grab ya

(Chorus)
Slumber Action Jackson
Complete with Neverland Mansion
Watch out for this toy
If you’re a 12 year old boy
It seems to enjoy, anal exploration

A gift from Grandma Miller
It said he’ll be your thriller
With unconditional love
He’ll rub you with his glove
Tell you what he’s thinking of
Your 3 inch killer.

(Chorus)

Slumber Action Jackson
Certified by NAMBLA
When you pull his string
He’ll grab for your thing
And squeeze till you sing, Shamon

(Chorus)

Slumber Action Jackson
Complete with Neverland Mansion