Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

"Butterball" Parody Song in the style of Oasis "Wonderwall"
Thanksgiving comedy song.

This the final version of Bob Narley’s Thanksgiving/Christmas Comedy MP3, Butterball. Butterball is a very popular brand of turkey here in the United States, and is often used instead of the work turkey. i.e. "We are having Butterball tonight."

The original concept came from drummer Gary. It only took 10 years for Bob to finally write the rest of the words and record the music. All of the instruments are played by Bob Narley except the drums, which are courtesy of Beta Monkey Music.

A new twist on Christmas, this original comedy piece has Bob Narley playing every instrument as well as the vocals. Loosely based on the Christmas classic "Frosty The Snowman", this punk like comedy song blazes by at 190 beats per minute. One of 3 Christmas Songs Bob recorded for the holidays and released for air play in Florida and Chicago.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

O, Crusty The Snowman
Had a happy hippy's soul
with a meerschaum pipe, and a crouton nose
and red eyes made out of dough

Crusty The Snowman
was a stoner so they say

One of a set of three Christmas songs that Bob Narley wrote for the holidays and distributed for radio airplay to Chicago. Bob sang the entire song in one of his most popular character voices "Arnie Arnold". The Arnie Arnold character is also featured in the Halloween classic "Arnie and the Devil" and over 700 other comedy pieces.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
aunt Erma's snoring and everyone's boring
your nephew's a queer
it's the most wonderful time to drink beer

it's the crap crappiest season of all

This is the actual live recording of Bob Narley performing this original Christmas Comedy Song. The title came from Cleatus Crackett.
Sing a long!

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

I worked real hard all year
For my boss the queen of queers
Well This job sucks
I need a Bong

They forgot my pay raise
I'm even working Christmas Day
This job sucks
Let's go home

I got skipped for my promotion
for some kid he blew his load in
My boss sucks
Now let's go smoke

No Christmas bonus, now that's a joke
My boss hangs mistletoe over his asshole
HO HO HO My Job Blows

This is from the live tape of Bob Narley and Billy Nuggets performing this classic parody song during the Bob Narley show in December of 2003. Not a great recording, I think Billy was too high to remember to sing the backups and the mix is way off, but hey man, it's still funny.

Lyrics to: Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
by Bob Narley

You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
but his prices are high
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown

When you take a hit
Well, you'll pay the price
you'll be coughing your lungs out
for the rest of the night