Built Like a Weeble - Parody - Marilyn Manson "Beautiful People"

This song is about as FCC friendly as any Killer Kona Bud song can get. The radio station instructed Bob to write a very "safe" song. Another local dj at the time, Bubba The Love Sponge, had been harassing Bob Narley on the air regarding the upcoming sale of his radio station to Jacor. Bob was not allowed to write a song with Bubba's name in it, to help "smooth out the transition". While Bubba's name is not mentioned, the song is most certainly about him. A Weeble is an egg shaped toy that would "wobble, but not fall down".

It should be noted that Bubba The Love Sponge, or Todd Clem, was a huge fat greasy pig who later would be fired from Jacor/Clear Channel amidst huge FCC fines and indecent radio broadcasts. 

Lyrics to: Built Like A Weeble by The Killer Kona Buds

Well, I won't Boff Ya, and I won't bread Ya
Don't bother to give me a kiss or I'll beat ya
It's not your fault that your big and round
Weebles Wobble but they don't fall down
Your built like a Weeble, Your Built like a Weeble
You live in a town full of Weeble People
You can't even fit into your blue jeans
It's hard to get laid when you don't have knee's

I can't believe what you just ate
Every chicken wing shows on your waist

Hey, You, What do you say
Your big and round like a big fat egg
Hey, You, trying to get lean?
See jenny Craig she's the weight loss Queen

Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah

Sink your teeth into every roast
Thanksgiving Dinner is what you love most
Your built like a Weeble, Your built like a Weeble
You try to get a date with Weeble People
Calories have made you this way
You own stock in Frito-Lay

Hey, You, What do you say
Your big and round like a big fat egg
Hey, You, Your trying to get lean?
Jenny Craig, She's the weight loss Queen

I can't believe what you just ate
Every chicken wing shows on your waist

Hey!, Hey!, Hey!, Hey!

Your built like a Weeble, your built like a Weeble
Wah
Your Built like a Weeble, your built like a Weeble
Wah
Your built like a Weeble, your built like a Weeble
Wah
Your built like a Weeble, your built like a Weeble
Wah

Hey, You, What do you say
Your big and round like a big fat egg
Hey, You, Your trying to get lean
See Jenny Craig she's the weight loss Queen
Hey, You, What do you say
Your big and round like a big fat egg
Hey, You, trying to get lean?
See jenny Craig, she's the weight loss Queen

Your Built Like a Weeble, Your Built Like a Weeble
Your Built Like a Weeble, Your Built Like a Weeble
Your Built Like a Weeble, Your Built Like a Weeble
Your Built Like a Weeble, Your Built Like a Weeble