Although edited for time, this parody song of Black Sabbath's War Pigs still check's in at over 6 minutes long, very excessive by radio's "keep it short" standards. Written to celebrate the upcoming 3 day Memorial Day weekend, this song is still a favorite at live performances.

Lyrics:

My friends gathered in great masses
Bring their bitches with fat asses
All their wives need Lipo-Suction
And my grill need reconstruction
On the grill the hot dogs burning
And the hamburgers need turning
Pork and beer their gonna find
Causes blasts from their behinds
Oh lord yeah!

This classic Halloween Comedy Bit has been played all over the USA. It features Bob Narley as the voice of Satan, and Arnie Arnold. Created for Bob's special broadcast at Universal Studio's Halloween Horror Nights, and featured as the hidden track on The Killer Kona Buds first album "Smokin", this comedy piece has always been one of the most popular downloads on the website.

Written to be very FCC friendly this great parody song is not very politically correct. Still a favorite at live shows, Plump represents the punk style and attitude that Narley prefers.

Lyrics:

Plump sat alone at the end of the bar
Tried to pick her up, didn't get very far
When I tried to lift her, I hurt my back
So I looked at the floor, and it started to crack

She's Plump, she's plump
She's in my bed
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump
She's just been fed

Plumps legs were full of varicose veins
and snot would drip, when her sinuses would drain

"Behind Red Eyes" by Bob Narley
Parody Song / Comedy Song in the style of The Who's - Behind Blue Eyes.

Recorded by Bob Narley at his home production facility, this song is more of a parody of the Fred Durst version than that of The Who.