Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Song Title: Rectum on the Rocks
Performers: Bob Narley - Guitars, Drum Mix, Vocals, Puck - Vocals, Jack - Vocals
About the Title:

If you got kids at home, then this parody commercial will certainly strike a chord. Both Puck and I have kids, and that was all the motivation that we needed to write this parody commercial.

If you have a problem child at home, drop them off at my Kids Kamp. I’ll get them straight, guaranteed.

Smells like fish is one of the most popular Killer Kona Bud songs, both recorded and played during live performances. Recorded entirely at the 98 Rock production studio's in Tampa Florida, this song features Bob Narley on vocals and guitars, Raven on Bass, and Gary on drums. Never officially released on any album, this song is only available via mp3 download or a custom burned CD.
Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Out of my bed, something smells dead
Burning my eyes, clogging my head
You got a stench, like a bad wench
It's really damn far from heaven sent

It's strong, What's wrong?

This parody commercial also features the voice of my very good friend Puck, and yes, that is me as the deep voiced older Dago.

We created this commercial to parody some of the shady pizza joints that you might find in and around my hometown of Chicago. Ozzing with classic low budget commercial ad copy and catch phrase, this parody commercial has an almost visual quality. Who would think to combine a Pizza place with a Funderal Parlor? Only the Dago brothers. God rest their fathers soul.

3 dollar bill boys

This song was written by Bob Narley and Puck specifically to annoy and aggravate a competing morning show in the market. It worked.

As with all of Bob "Mighty V" recordings, this is an MP3 of the actually live broadcast as it happened on WRQC.

Frito and fagot, on their gay morning show
The ambiguously gay duo sucking each others man chowder load
2 blow monkeys with balls on their chin
Licking each others hairy vertical grin

Even his stripper wife left, child support he’ll pay
He should have known better than getting married when you’re a closet gay

This is from the live tape of Bob Narley and Billy Nuggets performing this classic parody song during the Bob Narley show in December of 2003. Not a great recording, I think Billy was too high to remember to sing the backups and the mix is way off, but hey man, it's still funny.

Lyrics to: Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
by Bob Narley

You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
but his prices are high
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown

When you take a hit
Well, you'll pay the price
you'll be coughing your lungs out
for the rest of the night

This is the actual live recording of Bob Narley performing this original Christmas Comedy Song. The title came from Cleatus Crackett.
Sing a long!

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

I worked real hard all year
For my boss the queen of queers
Well This job sucks
I need a Bong

They forgot my pay raise
I'm even working Christmas Day
This job sucks
Let's go home

I got skipped for my promotion
for some kid he blew his load in
My boss sucks
Now let's go smoke

No Christmas bonus, now that's a joke
My boss hangs mistletoe over his asshole
HO HO HO My Job Blows

Here is a great parody song of Bob Marley's "Jammin", recorded by The Killer Kona Buds in 2004. This song features the line up of Gerry and Ken on guitar, Billy on Bass, and drummer Dave. The whole song was digitally recorded in their old rehearsal studio with a Tascam FW-1884 and Nuendo 2. Unfortunately, the hardware and software were not as compatible as the manufacturer's had written, which caused huge delays in the recording process.
Enjoy the Vagina!

Lyrics to: Vagina by The Killer Kona buds
Well o yeah, well all right

Vagina, I want vagina from you

Snaggle Snatch Crotch Rot by Bob Narley & The Mighty V
From the Live Performance on WRQK FM

Featuring: Bob Narley & Puck

Snaggle: As in "Snaggle Tooth". When a tooth is bigger than the rest, and usually tilted in an unusual manor.

Snatch: A Slang Term For Vagina

Crotch: The region of the human body between the legs where they join the torso. It is the area containing the genitals. As such, it is considered one of the intimate parts.

Rot: The general decomposition of organic objects.

Smokin Cock Bar B Q is a parody commercial featuring the voice of Bob Narley and Puck. The inspiration came from the many Bar B Q places that are popular throughout the American South. Written to be FCC friendly, it's the meanings between the lines that carry the punchline. For example, "Chicken Bag" is a slang term for a mans Ball Sack, as it resembles a plucked chicken. I'm sure you will figure out the rest.

Bob Narley's House of Boobs and Beer is one of the most popular parody commercials done at the Narley Studio's. Featuring the voice of Bob Narley as the announcer, and Puck as the whisperer.