Written to be very FCC friendly this great parody song is not very politically correct. Still a favorite at live shows, Plump represents the punk style and attitude that Narley prefers.

Lyrics:

Plump sat alone at the end of the bar
Tried to pick her up, didn't get very far
When I tried to lift her, I hurt my back
So I looked at the floor, and it started to crack

She's Plump, she's plump
She's in my bed
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump
She's just been fed

Plumps legs were full of varicose veins
and snot would drip, when her sinuses would drain