Bob Narley's MP3 Comedy Bits and MP3 Parody Songs

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: De-furred Kitten Shish Kabob

After many complaints by the listeners, management had cancelled the Woo series. This episode was the first episode back after they got cancelled. It was actually designed to scare management into thinking they were going to do a cat, however that doesn't happen. Instead, Mr. Woo takes out a heckler in the audience. Management was on the hotline within seconds, and then laughed it off at the end. Bob loved to push their buttons.

Sporting A Penis - Parody - Cake "Going The Distance"

This was the first recording session that The Killer Kona Buds did at Bob Narley's home recording facility back in the late 90's. Erik, the bass player who replaced Raven, performed the song in one take. At the end of the song you will hear over dubs of the whole band singing in some stupid opera style. Nobody really knows why Bob left the tail end of the recording on. The Bruce, that Gary refers to is Bruce Canfield, a roadie who has been with the band for over 10 years. Bruce walked into the studio at the end of the last take.

I Came On Your Daughter - Parody - Toadies "Come From The Water"

Probably one of the rudest Killer Kona Bud songs, it is also one of our most popular songs performed in concert. The song was originally written as "I came in your daughter", but I changed it after the bands strong recommendation. 

I mention a "Mr. Bennett" and his daughter in the middle of the song. The Mr. Bennett I am referring to is the Bennett of Bennett's Auto Sales, who never delivered a Custom Chopper that I had ordered. 

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: Mandarin Greyhound

In this episode, Mr. Woo celebrates New Years with Grandma Woo. Miguel, Bob's assistant producer, does the voice of Grandma Woo. The dog sound effects in this episode are particularly effective, causing many complaint calls after the episode aired. Beware dog lovers, this one is brutal!

A new twist on Christmas, this original comedy piece has Bob Narley playing every instrument as well as the vocals. Loosely based on the Christmas classic "Frosty The Snowman", this punk like comedy song blazes by at 190 beats per minute. One of 3 Christmas Songs Bob recorded for the holidays and released for air play in Florida and Chicago.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

O, Crusty The Snowman
Had a happy hippy's soul
with a meerschaum pipe, and a crouton nose
and red eyes made out of dough

Crusty The Snowman
was a stoner so they say