This is only the second parody song ever recorded by The Killer Kona Buds, and it shows. The whole production was recorded on a tiny Fostex 4 track cassette recorder courtesy of White Mare Studio's in Saint Petersburg Florida.

Lyrics:

I saw a girl, with a beaver in her hand
Ya know she showed it to me
It was furry and a move'n around
Ya know I think it had fleas

You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver
You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver

She said she got when she was just 10 years old
got it from the local pet store
We took it to the doctor

Song Title: Rectum on the Rocks
Performers: Bob Narley - Guitars, Drum Mix, Vocals, Puck - Vocals, Jack - Vocals
About the Title:

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: Monkey Brain Pudding

What could be yummier than good ol Monkey Brains? The sound effects in this episode will give you the creeps, the monkey sounds like it's in horrible pain. Of course, as always, no animals were used in the production.. we think.

Built Like a Weeble - Parody - Marilyn Manson "Beautiful People"

This MP3 comedy bit was created for the Bob Narley Show Christmas Podcast. It features Bob's friend from Second City Christopher Paul as the Black Santa, and Bob Narley as the cop. It's oh so wrong.

The Bob Narley Show Podcasts are recorded and produced at the Narley Studio's. Bob invites friends, many of whom have no comedy or performing experience, and classmates from Second City, all over to his house. Many of the comedy bits are improvised live into the digital production studio and then edited.

Although edited for time, this parody song of Black Sabbath's War Pigs still check's in at over 6 minutes long, very excessive by radio's "keep it short" standards. Written to celebrate the upcoming 3 day Memorial Day weekend, this song is still a favorite at live performances.

Lyrics:

My friends gathered in great masses
Bring their bitches with fat asses
All their wives need Lipo-Suction
And my grill need reconstruction
On the grill the hot dogs burning
And the hamburgers need turning
Pork and beer their gonna find
Causes blasts from their behinds
Oh lord yeah!

Smells like fish is one of the most popular Killer Kona Bud songs, both recorded and played during live performances. Recorded entirely at the 98 Rock production studio's in Tampa Florida, this song features Bob Narley on vocals and guitars, Raven on Bass, and Gary on drums. Never officially released on any album, this song is only available via mp3 download or a custom burned CD.
Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Out of my bed, something smells dead
Burning my eyes, clogging my head
You got a stench, like a bad wench
It's really damn far from heaven sent

It's strong, What's wrong?

This parody commercial also features the voice of my very good friend Puck, and yes, that is me as the deep voiced older Dago.

We created this commercial to parody some of the shady pizza joints that you might find in and around my hometown of Chicago. Ozzing with classic low budget commercial ad copy and catch phrase, this parody commercial has an almost visual quality. Who would think to combine a Pizza place with a Funderal Parlor? Only the Dago brothers. God rest their fathers soul.

The Bob Narley Show Podcast has received excellent reviews and this bit is one of the reasons. Let's Rate The Pot has been one of the most requested audio clips from the show.

A clear take on the many "dorm room" style podcasts littering the Internet, this original improvisational comedy bit features Bob Narley and several of his friends from Second City. Crazy as it sounds Bob plays Rusty, Rusty plays Steve, and Chris plays Roach.

Another classic Halloween comedy bit created by Bob Narley. This great piece of Halloween comedy mp3 audio features Bob Narley as the Voice of; Elvis, The Evil Show Host, Arnie Arnold, and Secretia the Counter Girl.

Arnie Arnold is featured in hundreds of Bob Narley's Comedy Audio bits, and is known for his unusual desire to have sex with the dead, as well as barn animals.

Halloween Freak Stories Episode 2 "More Anesthesia Please" featuring Bob Narley as: The evil announcer, Dr. Dolar. Dolar means "Great Pain". The victims voice is played by Steve the computer guy. He's the dude who actualy invented that little "Start" button on the bottom left of you computer monitor. Cool huh?

Shapeshifting Vagina
Halloween Comedy Song MP3 by Bob Narley & The Mighty V

The title for this song came from a news story regarding the vagina's ability to shift it's shape to fit any sized penis.
Wow. This was kinda scary. It sounded like a monster!

Lyrics:

When you’re walking home late at night
Tales are told of a scary sight
They say it belongs to a Chinese whore
Who learned the trick back in the war

Its pink it’s smells it’s too damned hairy
She named this creature, her monster Larry
One minute it’s a shiny red clam
The next it resembles honey baked ham

Snaggle Snatch Crotch Rot by Bob Narley & The Mighty V
From the Live Performance on WRQK FM

Featuring: Bob Narley & Puck

Snaggle: As in "Snaggle Tooth". When a tooth is bigger than the rest, and usually tilted in an unusual manor.

Snatch: A Slang Term For Vagina

Crotch: The region of the human body between the legs where they join the torso. It is the area containing the genitals. As such, it is considered one of the intimate parts.

Rot: The general decomposition of organic objects.

This is the very first episode of DemonCast, the Halloween comedy bit available only on the Bob Narley Podcast until now.

To say that it is rude and over the top is an understatement. The idea is that Satan and his demon buddies have decided to create a podcast to further their cause of universal destruction and corruption of the entire human race. Good times.

Halloween comedy gone way too far, this comedy bit features Bob Narley as Satan and Christopher Paul as his main demon.

Be warned, these episodes are not edited and feature the very rude commentary that you would expect from the lord of darkness.

This classic Halloween Comedy Bit has been played all over the USA. It features Bob Narley as the voice of Satan, and Arnie Arnold. Created for Bob's special broadcast at Universal Studio's Halloween Horror Nights, and featured as the hidden track on The Killer Kona Buds first album "Smokin", this comedy piece has always been one of the most popular downloads on the website.

Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man

This is from the live tape of Bob Narley and Billy Nuggets performing this classic parody song during the Bob Narley show in December of 2003. Not a great recording, I think Billy was too high to remember to sing the backups and the mix is way off, but hey man, it's still funny.

Lyrics to: Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
by Bob Narley

You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
but his prices are high
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown

When you take a hit
Well, you'll pay the price
you'll be coughing your lungs out
for the rest of the night

One of a set of three Christmas songs that Bob Narley wrote for the holidays and distributed for radio airplay to Chicago. Bob sang the entire song in one of his most popular character voices "Arnie Arnold". The Arnie Arnold character is also featured in the Halloween classic "Arnie and the Devil" and over 700 other comedy pieces.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
aunt Erma's snoring and everyone's boring
your nephew's a queer
it's the most wonderful time to drink beer

it's the crap crappiest season of all

Bob Narley's House of Boobs and Beer is one of the most popular parody commercials done at the Narley Studio's. Featuring the voice of Bob Narley as the announcer, and Puck as the whisperer.

Smokin Cock Bar B Q is a parody commercial featuring the voice of Bob Narley and Puck. The inspiration came from the many Bar B Q places that are popular throughout the American South. Written to be FCC friendly, it's the meanings between the lines that carry the punchline. For example, "Chicken Bag" is a slang term for a mans Ball Sack, as it resembles a plucked chicken. I'm sure you will figure out the rest.

Here is a great parody song in the style of Bob Marley's "Jammin". Recorded by The Killer Kona Buds in 2004, this song features the band line up of Gerry and Ken on guitar, Billy on Bass, and drummer Dave.
Enjoy the Vagina!

Lyrics to: Vagina by The Killer Kona buds
Well o yeah, well all right

Vagina, I want vagina from you
Vagina, Vagina, and I hope you like Vagina too

because everyday we pay the price for what lurks between those thighs, what's a guy ta do
I recommend you tell your wife, that her friend looks really nice, and order out vagina for two

Written to be very FCC friendly this great parody song is not very politically correct. Still a favorite at live shows, Plump represents the punk style and attitude that Narley prefers.

Lyrics:

Plump sat alone at the end of the bar
Tried to pick her up, didn't get very far
When I tried to lift her, I hurt my back
So I looked at the floor, and it started to crack

She's Plump, she's plump
She's in my bed
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump
She's just been fed

Plumps legs were full of varicose veins
and snot would drip, when her sinuses would drain

Slumber Action Jackson by Bob Narley & Puck

OK, this is so wrong and we know it.
Considering Michaels death on June 25, 2009, this song is definitely in poor taste.
Which is exactly why we love it.

What you are hearing is actual live improvisational recording performed by Bob Narley and Puck, also known as The Mighty V.

Written shortly after Michael’s arrest for child abuse, this song sounds like a bunch of drunken rednecks singing a commercial for some sick toy.

Like most Might V songs, the title was given over the air by a listener from Bob’s radio show on WRQC.

"Butterball" Parody Song in the style of Oasis "Wonderwall"
Thanksgiving comedy song.

This the final version of Bob Narley’s Thanksgiving/Christmas Comedy MP3, Butterball. Butterball is a very popular brand of turkey here in the United States, and is often used instead of the work turkey. i.e. "We are having Butterball tonight."

The original concept came from drummer Gary. It only took 10 years for Bob to finally write the rest of the words and record the music. All of the instruments are played by Bob Narley except the drums, which are courtesy of Beta Monkey Music.