Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: De-furred Kitten Shish Kabob

After many complaints by the listeners, management had cancelled the Woo series. This episode was the first episode back after they got cancelled. It was actually designed to scare management into thinking they were going to do a cat, however that doesn't happen. Instead, Mr. Woo takes out a heckler in the audience. Management was on the hotline within seconds, and then laughed it off at the end. Bob loved to push their buttons.

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: Monkey Brain Pudding

What could be yummier than good ol Monkey Brains? The sound effects in this episode will give you the creeps, the monkey sounds like it's in horrible pain. Of course, as always, no animals were used in the production.. we think.

This MP3 comedy bit was created for the Bob Narley Show Christmas Podcast. It features Bob's friend from Second City Christopher Paul as the Black Santa, and Bob Narley as the cop. It's oh so wrong.

The Bob Narley Show Podcasts are recorded and produced at the Narley Studio's. Bob invites friends, many of whom have no comedy or performing experience, and classmates from Second City, all over to his house. Many of the comedy bits are improvised live into the digital production studio and then edited.

Bob Narley creates rock instrumentals for use as music beds, production elements, and for live performances. This is the latest instrumental, Track 1, from a series of 7 music beds created for his new show "Saturday Night Rock of the 80's" on WLUP 97.9 FM Chicago. Bob is all over this recording as he plays all 3 guitar parts, the bass, and keyboards. The drummer is courtesy of Beta Monkey Music.

For all of you gear heads: Bob is playing his sacred Gibson VooDoo Flying V through his Marshall JCM2000 with a Lexicon Delay. For Bass, Bob uses a Hartke 5-String.

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: Mandarin Greyhound

In this episode, Mr. Woo celebrates New Years with Grandma Woo. Miguel, Bob's assistant producer, does the voice of Grandma Woo. The dog sound effects in this episode are particularly effective, causing many complaint calls after the episode aired. Beware dog lovers, this one is brutal!

The Bob Narley Show Podcast has received excellent reviews and this bit is one of the reasons. Let's Rate The Pot has been one of the most requested audio clips from the show.

A clear take on the many "dorm room" style podcasts littering the Internet, this original improvisational comedy bit features Bob Narley and several of his friends from Second City. Crazy as it sounds Bob plays Rusty, Rusty plays Steve, and Chris plays Roach.

Another classic Halloween comedy bit created by Bob Narley. This great piece of Halloween comedy mp3 audio features Bob Narley as the Voice of; Elvis, The Evil Show Host, Arnie Arnold, and Secretia the Counter Girl.

Arnie Arnold is featured in hundreds of Bob Narley's Comedy Audio bits, and is known for his unusual desire to have sex with the dead, as well as barn animals.

Halloween Freak Stories Episode 2 "More Anesthesia Please" featuring Bob Narley as: The evil announcer, Dr. Dolar. Dolar means "Great Pain". The victims voice is played by Steve the computer guy. He's the dude who actualy invented that little "Start" button on the bottom left of you computer monitor. Cool huh?

This is the very first episode of DemonCast, the Halloween comedy bit available only on the Bob Narley Podcast until now.

To say that it is rude and over the top is an understatement. The idea is that Satan and his demon buddies have decided to create a podcast to further their cause of universal destruction and corruption of the entire human race. Good times.

Halloween comedy gone way too far, this comedy bit features Bob Narley as Satan and Christopher Paul as his main demon.

Be warned, these episodes are not edited and feature the very rude commentary that you would expect from the lord of darkness.

This classic Halloween Comedy Bit has been played all over the USA. It features Bob Narley as the voice of Satan, and Arnie Arnold. Created for Bob's special broadcast at Universal Studio's Halloween Horror Nights, and featured as the hidden track on The Killer Kona Buds first album "Smokin", this comedy piece has always been one of the most popular downloads on the website.

This is the actual live recording of Bob Narley performing this original Christmas Comedy Song. The title came from Cleatus Crackett.
Sing a long!

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

I worked real hard all year
For my boss the queen of queers
Well This job sucks
I need a Bong

They forgot my pay raise
I'm even working Christmas Day
This job sucks
Let's go home

I got skipped for my promotion
for some kid he blew his load in
My boss sucks
Now let's go smoke

No Christmas bonus, now that's a joke
My boss hangs mistletoe over his asshole
HO HO HO My Job Blows

One of a set of three Christmas songs that Bob Narley wrote for the holidays and distributed for radio airplay to Chicago. Bob sang the entire song in one of his most popular character voices "Arnie Arnold". The Arnie Arnold character is also featured in the Halloween classic "Arnie and the Devil" and over 700 other comedy pieces.

Music and Lyrics by Bob Narley

Lyrics:

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer
aunt Erma's snoring and everyone's boring
your nephew's a queer
it's the most wonderful time to drink beer

it's the crap crappiest season of all

Bob Narley's House of Boobs and Beer is one of the most popular parody commercials done at the Narley Studio's. Featuring the voice of Bob Narley as the announcer, and Puck as the whisperer.

"Behind Red Eyes" by Bob Narley
Parody Song / Comedy Song in the style of The Who's - Behind Blue Eyes.

Recorded by Bob Narley at his home production facility, this song is more of a parody of the Fred Durst version than that of The Who.

"Butterball" Parody Song in the style of Oasis "Wonderwall"
Thanksgiving comedy song.

This the final version of Bob Narley’s Thanksgiving/Christmas Comedy MP3, Butterball. Butterball is a very popular brand of turkey here in the United States, and is often used instead of the work turkey. i.e. "We are having Butterball tonight."

The original concept came from drummer Gary. It only took 10 years for Bob to finally write the rest of the words and record the music. All of the instruments are played by Bob Narley except the drums, which are courtesy of Beta Monkey Music.