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Bob Narley's Kids Kamp by Bob Narley - Puck


0:58 minutes (458.82 KB)

If you got kids at home, then this parody commercial will certainly strike a chord. Both Puck and I have kids, and that was all the motivation that we needed to write this parody commercial.

If you have a problem child at home, drop them off at my Kids Kamp. I’ll get them straight, guaranteed.

Harry Dago's Pizza and Funeral Parlor by Bob Narley & Puck


1:02 minutes (490.04 KB)

This parody commercial also features the voice of my very good friend Puck, and yes, that is me as the deep voiced older Dago.

We created this commercial to parody some of the shady pizza joints that you might find in and around my hometown of Chicago. Ozzing with classic low budget commercial ad copy and catch phrase, this parody commercial has an almost visual quality. Who would think to combine a Pizza place with a Funderal Parlor? Only the Dago brothers. God rest their fathers soul.

Shapeshifting Vagina by Bob Narley & The Mighty V


6:36 minutes (4.54 MB)

Shapeshifting Vagina
Halloween Comedy Song MP3 by Bob Narley & The Mighty V

The title for this song came from a news story regarding the vagina's ability to shift it's shape to fit any sized penis.
Wow. This was kinda scary. It sounded like a monster!

Lyrics:

When you’re walking home late at night
Tales are told of a scary sight
They say it belongs to a Chinese whore
Who learned the trick back in the war

Its pink it’s smells it’s too damned hairy
She named this creature, her monster Larry
One minute it’s a shiny red clam
The next it resembles honey baked ham

Bob Narley's House of Boobs and Beer


0:59 minutes (466.57 KB)

Bob Narley's House of Boobs and Beer is one of the most popular parody commercials done at the Narley Studio's. Featuring the voice of Bob Narley as the announcer, and Puck as the whisperer.

Smokin Cock Bar B Q by Bob Narley - Puck


1:00 minutes (474.33 KB)

Smokin Cock Bar B Q is a parody commercial featuring the voice of Bob Narley and Puck. The inspiration came from the many Bar B Q places that are popular throughout the American South. Written to be FCC friendly, it's the meanings between the lines that carry the punchline. For example, "Chicken Bag" is a slang term for a mans Ball Sack, as it resembles a plucked chicken. I'm sure you will figure out the rest.