This is only the second parody song ever recorded by The Killer Kona Buds, and it shows. The whole production was recorded on a tiny Fostex 4 track cassette recorder courtesy of White Mare Studio's in Saint Petersburg Florida.

Lyrics:

I saw a girl, with a beaver in her hand
Ya know she showed it to me
It was furry and a move'n around
Ya know I think it had fleas

You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver
You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver

She said she got when she was just 10 years old
got it from the local pet store
We took it to the doctor

Recorded only hours after OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder, this song features celebrity voice impersonations and narration throughout the whole song. We have heard that another version of the song was written with other lyrics in the event OJ Simpson was found guilty.

Bob Narley is a huge fan of AC/DC and other fans of AC DC will undoubtedly hear the mistake that drummer Gary made during the recording session. The bridge repeats itself 4 bars too many times, sounding almost like a skip. This is still one of the most downloaded songs on bobnarley.com.

Lyrics:

Although edited for time, this parody song of Black Sabbath's War Pigs still check's in at over 6 minutes long, very excessive by radio's "keep it short" standards. Written to celebrate the upcoming 3 day Memorial Day weekend, this song is still a favorite at live performances.

Lyrics:

My friends gathered in great masses
Bring their bitches with fat asses
All their wives need Lipo-Suction
And my grill need reconstruction
On the grill the hot dogs burning
And the hamburgers need turning
Pork and beer their gonna find
Causes blasts from their behinds
Oh lord yeah!

I Came On Your Daughter - Parody - Toadies "Come From The Water"

Probably one of the rudest Killer Kona Bud songs, it is also one of our most popular songs performed in concert. The song was originally written as "I came in your daughter", but I changed it after the bands strong recommendation. 

I mention a "Mr. Bennett" and his daughter in the middle of the song. The Mr. Bennett I am referring to is the Bennett of Bennett's Auto Sales, who never delivered a Custom Chopper that I had ordered. 

This classic Halloween Comedy Bit has been played all over the USA. It features Bob Narley as the voice of Satan, and Arnie Arnold. Created for Bob's special broadcast at Universal Studio's Halloween Horror Nights, and featured as the hidden track on The Killer Kona Buds first album "Smokin", this comedy piece has always been one of the most popular downloads on the website.

Lyrics to: The President Song by The Killer Kona Buds

If I was President
School would start around 12 o'clock man
end right around 1:30
That would include and hour for lunch and
You'd still have PE man

yeah

There'd be no more homework man
I'd have Taco Bell and McDonalds in your cafeterias
Video games in the classrooms
And Co-Ed Showers!

If I was president, If I was... President

yeah...

If I was president man, there'd be no tax on beer
you'd get beer 7 days a week
24 hours a day Man
With, No last call

yeah, I hate that man

Written to be very FCC friendly this great parody song is not very politically correct. Still a favorite at live shows, Plump represents the punk style and attitude that Narley prefers.

Lyrics:

Plump sat alone at the end of the bar
Tried to pick her up, didn't get very far
When I tried to lift her, I hurt my back
So I looked at the floor, and it started to crack

She's Plump, she's plump
She's in my bed
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump
She's just been fed

Plumps legs were full of varicose veins
and snot would drip, when her sinuses would drain

Hey Man, Nice Fart - Parody - Filter "Hey Man, Nice Shot"

This parody song was the first major hit recorded by The Killer Kona Buds. The song actually out performed Filter's song by several weeks on 98 Rock's top 10. Eventually, this song was bootlegged by Jacor, who became Clear Channel Communications, and distributed to their affiliate radio stations around the country. A radio station in Denver Colorado played the song every hour, on the hour, for weeks. The band never saw a penny, and ironically, it was Jacor who bought 98 Rock and fired Bob Narley a year later.