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Scratch That Beaver by Bob Narley and The Killer Kona Buds

Submitted by Bob Narley on Sat, 2006-10-14 21:25

2:25 minutes (1.66 MB)

This is only the second parody song ever recorded by The Killer Kona Buds, and it shows. The whole production was recorded on a tiny Fostex 4 track cassette recorder courtesy of White Mare Studio's in Saint Petersburg Florida.

Lyrics:

I saw a girl, with a beaver in her hand
Ya know she showed it to me
It was furry and a move'n around
Ya know I think it had fleas

You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver
You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver

She said she got when she was just 10 years old
got it from the local pet store
We took it to the doctor

Rectum on the Rocks by Bob Narley - The Mighty V

Submitted by Webmaster Steve on Mon, 2006-10-23 08:50
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4:38 minutes (2.12 MB)

Song Title: Rectum on the Rocks
Performers: Bob Narley - Guitars, Drum Mix, Vocals, Puck - Vocals, Jack - Vocals
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Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok - De-Furred Shish Kabob Baby Kitten Lo-Mein by Bob Narley

Submitted by Bob Narley on Tue, 2006-10-24 08:50
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2:52 minutes (1.31 MB)

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: De-furred Kitten Shish Kabob

After many complaints by the listeners, management had cancelled the Woo series. This episode was the first episode back after they got cancelled. It was actually designed to scare management into thinking they were going to do a cat, however that doesn't happen. Instead, Mr. Woo takes out a heckler in the audience. Management was on the hotline within seconds, and then laughed it off at the end. Bob loved to push their buttons.

O.J.'s Back by The Killer Kona Buds

Submitted by Webmaster Steve on Thu, 2006-10-26 08:50
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4:02 minutes (7.38 MB)

Recorded only hours after OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder, this song features celebrity voice impersonations and narration throughout the whole song. We have heard that another version of the song was written with other lyrics in the event OJ Simpson was found guilty.

Bob Narley is a huge fan of AC/DC and other fans of AC DC will undoubtedly hear the mistake that drummer Gary made during the recording session. The bridge repeats itself 4 bars too many times, sounding almost like a skip. This is still one of the most downloaded songs on bobnarley.com.

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Mr. Woo - Monkey Brains Pudding by Bob Narley

Submitted by Webmaster Steve on Tue, 2006-10-31 08:50
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3:46 minutes (1.73 MB)

Mr. Woo's Wonderful World of Wok

Episode: Monkey Brain Pudding

What could be yummier than good ol Monkey Brains? The sound effects in this episode will give you the creeps, the monkey sounds like it's in horrible pain. Of course, as always, no animals were used in the production.. we think.

Built Like A Weeble by Bob Narley & The Killer Kona Buds

Submitted by Webmaster Steve on Wed, 2007-05-02 20:34
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3:31 minutes (6.43 MB)

Built Like a Weeble - Parody - Marilyn Manson "Beautiful People"

Black Santa by Bob Narley

Submitted by Webmaster Steve on Tue, 2007-05-08 19:17
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1:06 minutes (2.02 MB)

This MP3 comedy bit was created for the Bob Narley Show Christmas Podcast. It features Bob's friend from Second City Christopher Paul as the Black Santa, and Bob Narley as the cop. It's oh so wrong.

The Bob Narley Show Podcasts are recorded and produced at the Narley Studio's. Bob invites friends, many of whom have no comedy or performing experience, and classmates from Second City, all over to his house. Many of the comedy bits are improvised live into the digital production studio and then edited.

SatRock1 by Bob Narley

Submitted by Webmaster Steve on Tue, 2007-05-08 20:34
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3:11 minutes (4.39 MB)

Bob Narley creates rock instrumentals for use as music beds, production elements, and for live performances. This is the latest instrumental, Track 1, from a series of 7 music beds created for his new show "Saturday Night Rock of the 80's" on WLUP 97.9 FM Chicago. Bob is all over this recording as he plays all 3 guitar parts, the bass, and keyboards. The drummer is courtesy of Beta Monkey Music.

For all of you gear heads: Bob is playing his sacred Gibson VooDoo Flying V through his Marshall JCM2000 with a Lexicon Delay. For Bass, Bob uses a Hartke 5-String.

Sporting A Penis by Bob Narley & The Killer Kona Buds

Submitted by Bob Narley on Tue, 2007-05-22 16:45
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3:09 minutes (2.9 MB)

Sporting A Penis - Parody - Cake "Going The Distance"

This was the first recording session that The Killer Kona Buds did at Bob Narley's home recording facility back in the late 90's. Erik, the bass player who replaced Raven, performed the song in one take. At the end of the song you will hear over dubs of the whole band singing in some stupid opera style. Nobody really knows why Bob left the tail end of the recording on. The Bruce, that Gary refers to is Bruce Canfield, a roadie who has been with the band for over 10 years. Bruce walked into the studio at the end of the last take.

Bob Narley's Kids Kamp by Bob Narley - Puck

Submitted by Bob Narley on Fri, 2007-05-25 05:44
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0:58 minutes (458.82 KB)

If you got kids at home, then this parody commercial will certainly strike a chord. Both Puck and I have kids, and that was all the motivation that we needed to write this parody commercial.

If you have a problem child at home, drop them off at my Kids Kamp. I’ll get them straight, guaranteed.

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