This is only the second parody song ever recorded by The Killer Kona Buds, and it shows. The whole production was recorded on a tiny Fostex 4 track cassette recorder courtesy of White Mare Studio's in Saint Petersburg Florida.

Lyrics:

I saw a girl, with a beaver in her hand
Ya know she showed it to me
It was furry and a move'n around
Ya know I think it had fleas

You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver
You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver

She said she got when she was just 10 years old
got it from the local pet store
We took it to the doctor
See if he had the cure
He said now one things for sure

You scratch that beaver
You got a scratch that beaver
Scratch that beaver
You got a scratch that beaver

It wasn't dangerous
It was in pain
It was suffering from mange
she wouldn't sell it
lord, It was free
and she gave it to me
me, me, me, me, ow!