This is from the live tape of Bob Narley and Billy Nuggets performing this classic parody song during the Bob Narley show in December of 2003. Not a great recording, I think Billy was too high to remember to sing the backups and the mix is way off, but hey man, it's still funny.
Lyrics to: Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
by Bob Narley
You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
but his prices are high
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
When you take a hit
Well, you'll pay the price
you'll be coughing your lungs out
for the rest of the night
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
It's got some seeds and stems
it's mostly just the shake
some people call it Shwag or Dirt
but it get's you kinda baked
You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
but his prices are high
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
When you take a hit
Well, you'll pay the price
you'll be coughing your lungs out
for the rest of the night
Santa Clause is Selling the Brown
It's got some seeds and stems
it's mostly just the shake
some people call it Shwag or Dirt
but it get's you kinda baked
You better watch out
if you want to get high
their is a new dealer in town
with fuzzy red thighs
Santa Clause is Selling
Santa Clause is dealing
Santa Clause is smoking, the brown.
Ouch
Steve is right. This song is way off.
Billy and I just kinda came up with the execution while we were on the air, and it shows.
I always thought this would be another song that would be fun to re-do electric.
Hmmmm.. seems I've been saying that alot lately.
Maybe it's time to put all these Christmas songs together, re-record them, and release.
Bob Narley
bob@bobnarley.com